The evils of Sudoku revealed!
While I ate breakfast this morning, I started doing the "Samurai Sudoku" in the paper. Basically it's five overlapping sudokus.
It wasn't until I had been doing it for a while that the seemingly innocent pattern of numbers began to take on a sinister appearance. Here is a photo to emphasize the shape.
That looks a bit like... a satellite, does it not? It got me thinking, maybe terrorist groups are using these sudokus to communicate plans for their terrorist activities. This could be a satellite that they will use to annihilate the infidels- I mean, commit atrocities against innocent civilians. Maybe it's equipped with mega-lasers, death beams, etc. that will destroy entire cities. Click here for an artist's rendition (well, my rendition).
The sudoku puzzle may come into play in other ways too. Perhaps all the fives are the positions of the photon death-beams (so it can obliterate 41 cities at once), and all the eights are the locations of the secret communication nodes so the signal can be sent at precisely the right time for all the secret Al Qaeda operatives to assassinate world leaders and take over the world.
Having uncovered a terrorist conspiracy, I suppose my house will be the first to get destroyed by the satellite's plasma-ion destructo-lasers. Oh well.
In other news, I have Photoshop now. It's pretty cool. Here's my first effort.
Now I'm going down town to go for my green P's and then see if the bookshop has the new Tucker Max book.
It wasn't until I had been doing it for a while that the seemingly innocent pattern of numbers began to take on a sinister appearance. Here is a photo to emphasize the shape.
That looks a bit like... a satellite, does it not? It got me thinking, maybe terrorist groups are using these sudokus to communicate plans for their terrorist activities. This could be a satellite that they will use to annihilate the infidels- I mean, commit atrocities against innocent civilians. Maybe it's equipped with mega-lasers, death beams, etc. that will destroy entire cities. Click here for an artist's rendition (well, my rendition).
The sudoku puzzle may come into play in other ways too. Perhaps all the fives are the positions of the photon death-beams (so it can obliterate 41 cities at once), and all the eights are the locations of the secret communication nodes so the signal can be sent at precisely the right time for all the secret Al Qaeda operatives to assassinate world leaders and take over the world.
Having uncovered a terrorist conspiracy, I suppose my house will be the first to get destroyed by the satellite's plasma-ion destructo-lasers. Oh well.
In other news, I have Photoshop now. It's pretty cool. Here's my first effort.
Now I'm going down town to go for my green P's and then see if the bookshop has the new Tucker Max book.
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