Grand theft signage
It's here! I have finally got a copy of the new Tucker Max book. It took about 5 weeks to order in due to the shameful lack of copies in this country (they had to order it in from Seppo-land (America)), which pissed me off, but it was worth the wait because it's hilarious. I wish it was all new content (there's some stuff in it that's on the site already), but what can you do.
My plans for moving to Sydney are coming together. I'm probably going down next tuesday. It's going to rule. The only downside is that I won't be able to do stuff like cannoning, and I haven't even had a chance to use my seven barrelled cannon very much. I'll have to take it out for more cannonage and annihilation before I go.
ALSO: News on the bubbly toilet front. (See last post (which I just noticed has a spelling error) if that sentence totally confused you.) On friday I went out on a pub crawl with some people, during which we went (semi-drunk) to Coles, got some cheap detergent, and dumped it in the cistern of a toilet at a pub. And apparently, it in fact DIDN'T make a fuckton of bubbles when it got flushed, which means the Hungry Jack's one probably didn't either, which means we wasted money. But then, each bottle was 40c and I didn't buy them anyway. So whatever. On said pub crawl I nicked a Stella Artois glass from a pub, but I left it in Macca's car. I'd better get it back before next tuesday, because it's a cool glass.
On saturday other things happened, some of them at various pubs. Notable moments include: Zeff trying to steal a "for sale" sign, an act which made lots of noise and caused us all to run away to avoid unpleasantries involving the police; coming back later to steal the sign along with about 30 supermarket catalogs from people's letter boxes; stealing two other signs including a huge (about 2m by 1.5m) metal sign from a local seed place (which was "the enemy", since Zeff works mixing seed at another place); and leaving it all in a pile outside Moff's room to "cheer him up" after he got beaten up for no particular reason by some unsavoury characters. How the problem of disposing of several large signs was supposed to cheer him up was never elucidated.
My plans for moving to Sydney are coming together. I'm probably going down next tuesday. It's going to rule. The only downside is that I won't be able to do stuff like cannoning, and I haven't even had a chance to use my seven barrelled cannon very much. I'll have to take it out for more cannonage and annihilation before I go.
ALSO: News on the bubbly toilet front. (See last post (which I just noticed has a spelling error) if that sentence totally confused you.) On friday I went out on a pub crawl with some people, during which we went (semi-drunk) to Coles, got some cheap detergent, and dumped it in the cistern of a toilet at a pub. And apparently, it in fact DIDN'T make a fuckton of bubbles when it got flushed, which means the Hungry Jack's one probably didn't either, which means we wasted money. But then, each bottle was 40c and I didn't buy them anyway. So whatever. On said pub crawl I nicked a Stella Artois glass from a pub, but I left it in Macca's car. I'd better get it back before next tuesday, because it's a cool glass.
On saturday other things happened, some of them at various pubs. Notable moments include: Zeff trying to steal a "for sale" sign, an act which made lots of noise and caused us all to run away to avoid unpleasantries involving the police; coming back later to steal the sign along with about 30 supermarket catalogs from people's letter boxes; stealing two other signs including a huge (about 2m by 1.5m) metal sign from a local seed place (which was "the enemy", since Zeff works mixing seed at another place); and leaving it all in a pile outside Moff's room to "cheer him up" after he got beaten up for no particular reason by some unsavoury characters. How the problem of disposing of several large signs was supposed to cheer him up was never elucidated.
posted by Middlerun at 11:02 PM
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