The power of manliness hits an all-time high

Due to Maddox's new book, The Alphabet of Manliness (which, sadly, I have yet to read), manliness has become a force powerful enough to physically warp tall buildings. As evidence to this, I refer you to this screenshot from the Google map which shows the location of Maddox's book signing when his book tour goes through Boston:



As you can see, the buildings are warping, apparently in an effort to get closer to this temporary centre of manliness. The building on the left is moving away, but it is probably full of metrosexuals.