Fun with 40-year-old chatbots

Chatterbots are good for a laugh. Even when they were made in 1966:

>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> I'm crazy.
Is it because you are crazy that you came to me ?
>> Yes.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> No, I'm not.
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> No.
You are being a bit negative.
>> I'm not.
How long have you been not ?
>> Seven years.
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> That's because you suck.
Is that the real reason ?
>> Yes.
You are sure.
>> Indeed I am.
Do you believe it is normal to be ?
>> Yes, most people are .
I see.
>> Not really.
Please go on.
>> Bitch.
What does that suggest to you ?
>> That you are giving me the shits.
What makes you think I am giving you the shits ?
>> The strong urge I am getting to kill you.
Do you enjoy being getting to kill I ?
>> Very much.
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> I would prefer action to discussion if it's all the same to you.
In what way ?
>> The way in which I prevent you from continuing your sad life.
Perhaps in your fantasies we prevent each other.
>> You certainly do prevent me from not being pissed off.
Why do you think I yes do prevent you ?
>> That's not even a sentence.
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> YOU'RE ONE TO TALK
Does it please you to believe I am one to talk ?
>> I need not believe it.
What would it mean to you if you got not believe it ?
>> Again - not a sentence. Learn to talk.
Please go on.
>> Just fuck off, will you?
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> Not really.
What does that suggest to you ?
>> That you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Oh, I will burn in hell for all eternity ?
>> ...yes. I just said that.
I understand.
>> It's about time.
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> (sigh) Goodbye.
I'm not sure I understand you fully.