You just know it can be traced back to a specific lawsuit

Seems a little redundant. If you don't know how to shit properly, you probably shouldn't be going to university.
Out of curiosity I checked a different stall and found one that wasn't ripped, with its helpful advice intact:

One can only assume the stickers have been put in place to combat the recent wave of students squatting on the toilets while they drop some friends off at the pool, only to shatter the delicate porcelain bowl and break their legs/arses. I guess I should report the torn sticker, before some innocent person forgets what to do when they pinch a loaf and ends up paraplegic. It's easy to see why it was ripped, of course: someone tried to steal the sticker so they could put it up at home to remind themselves of proper pooping protocol.
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